i have been bored so much... ive been doing nothing, i am willing to pay someone to entertain me, if you fail you will pay me with your life and alligance to my army of robots. We will take over the earth, those who oppose will be raped by a robot on sight and since robots have god-stamina chips they will never stop... we shall throw this world into a age of piracy and pillage, heres a list of countries i am willing to give up to my followers:
Canada - i sure as hell dont want it
Egypt - unuseable land
Whales - noone needs whales
and heres some countries that arent even up for disscussion:
Mexico - good food although a bit greasy
Iraq - For its history
Sweeden - brought us blindside..
Africa - i will harvest the elephants to be the steed of my robots
Nippon - they will continue to make great anime
Korea - home of some pretty women
Swisserland - home of beatuiful women
Israel - because i need some good bagels
USA - its perfect, except all liberals will be slaughtered


Exceptions to exile:
Beautiful women - they can live on a isle themsevels with thier friends
Bruce Valanche - i doubt he`d be able to live on anything but mc donnels or hed have a heart attack,he`ll just get a small isle with a mc donnels on it to live on
Everyone/Thing i like - lives in paradise with me, in the garden of eden.
Animals - they will return to their naturistic habitat
Artists - for every 2 paintings they do, 1 must be a mural, atleast of the size of me or bigger.

I`ll think up of more, but kiddies remember... just because u teased me on the internet and made a fit when i cussed u out on SR.... doesnt mean i`ll be any nicer to you when the robots come to rape you